The flagship HOMEPORT · SYDNEY
MV She'll Be Right
The biggest and flashiest ship in the fleet. Family-friendly, plenty of entertainment, and everything runs on the unofficial Australian motto: "She'll be right, mate."
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No worries, just waves! 100% Australian owned, Australian operated, and proudly a little bit ridiculous.
Australian dollarsNo tipping expectedProper coffeeAussie power sockets
G'day legends
The Australian way of life. Now at sea.
Forget the American-style cruise experience. We're bringing the Australian way of life to the high seas. Think proper coffee, meat pies at 2 am, pub rock, questionable dancing, and a captain who addresses passengers as "legends".
And naturally, the entire fleet is registered in Australia, prices are in Aussie dollars, and tipping isn't expected.
See what's cooking →She'll be right, mate.
Unofficial philosophy. Officially fantastic holiday advice.
Meet the fleet
Three ships. Zero worries.
From family adventures to tropical parties and grown-up weekend getaways, we've got a ship for every kind of legend.
The flagship
The tropical party ship HOMEPORT · BRISBANE
MV No Worries
Pool parties, cold beers, relaxed dress codes and live music. Perfect for Queensland, the South Pacific and people whose idea of formal wear is a clean pair of shorts.
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The adults' favourite HOMEPORT · MELBOURNE
MV Yeah Nah
A slightly more sophisticated experience. Wine bars, great restaurants, comedy and weekend escapes. Ideal for people who say they're going to have an early night but somehow finish up in the nightclub at 2 am.
Discover our voyages ↗Tucker & tipples
Proper Aussie tucker.
From servo snacks at 2 am to a parmigiana debate no one can win. And yes, we've got a proper pub.
The Servo
Open 24 hours. Four'n Twenty-style meat pies, sausage rolls, Chiko Rolls, dim sims and iced coffee. The ultimate post-nightclub destination.
The Rissoles & Gravy
Main dining room serving roast lamb, chicken schnitzel, steak, bangers and mash, and desserts your nan would be proud of.
The Great Aussie BBQ
Poolside barbecue with snags, burgers, steak sandwiches and fried onions. White bread included, of course.
Parma or Parmi?
Specialty restaurant offering 15 varieties of chicken parmigiana. Guests are encouraged to argue over what it's called.
The Big Pav
Dessert bar specialising in pavlova, lamingtons, vanilla slices, jelly slices and Tim Tams. New Zealanders welcome, but may dispute the menu's origins.
The Tuckerbox
Buffet with an extensive Aussie breakfast, including proper bacon, baked beans, Vegemite toast and hash browns.
The Arvo Café
Proper Melbourne-style coffee, flat whites, long blacks, banana bread and toasted sandwiches. Instant coffee strictly prohibited.
The Local
The ship's traditional Aussie pub. Cold beer, chicken parmas, pool tables, live footy and the occasional meat raffle.
The Esky
Poolside bar serving ice-cold beer, frozen cocktails and lemon, lime & bitters. Drinks served at an appropriately Australian temperature.
The Bottlo
Premium drinks venue offering Australian craft beers, spirits and wines. The drinks package is called "Just One More".
The Tinny Bar
Intimate nautical-themed bar with fishing stories, tall tales and happy hour.
The RSL Lounge
Nostalgic club-style entertainment lounge featuring tribute acts, bingo, raffles and Sunday roast specials.
The Ute Muster
Country music bar with line dancing, Australian country performers and karaoke. Flannel shirts encouraged.
The Kick-On
Late-night nightclub playing Aussie classics from the '70s, '80s, '90s and beyond. Closing time is whenever everyone agrees to go home.
Entertainment
This is where it gets interesting.
Pub rock, barefoot bowls, laughs and live footy. More Aussie than a Bunnings sausage sizzle on a Saturday.
The Great Aussie Pub Rock Show
A full-scale theatre production celebrating AC/DC, Cold Chisel, INXS, Midnight Oil, Australian Crawl and John Farnham. Audience participation practically compulsory.
The Floating Bowlo
An indoor lawn bowls venue featuring barefoot bowls, cold beer and a traditional Friday night chook raffle. Naturally, the winners must be present to claim their prize.
The Taking the Piss Comedy Club
Australian stand-up comedians, observational humour, political satire and plenty of jokes about cruising. Americans receive subtitles where necessary.
The Great Aussie Sports Bar
AFL, NRL, cricket, rugby, tennis and the occasional horse race. Dedicated viewing areas prevent Victorian and Queensland passengers from arguing about which code is real footy.
Fun & games
You won't find these on Royal Caribbean!
From the Great Thong Toss to Bogan Formal Night, we've proudly thrown the traditional cruise activity planner overboard.
The Great Thong Toss
Pool deck competition to see who can throw a foam thong the furthest. Actual footwear remains on feet.
Bogan Formal Night
Australia's answer to the Captain's Gala. Flannel shirts, mullets, stubby shorts, mock tattoos and your finest double-pluggers.
The Great Aussie Trivia Challenge
Questions on Australian music, television, politics, geography, sport and slang. Bonus points for identifying obscure episodes of Kath & Kim.
Parma vs Parmi: The Debate
A hosted, entirely unnecessary argument. Regional allegiances will be fiercely defended.
The Tim Tam Slam Championship
Competitive biscuit drinking. Strictly no double-dipping.
The Drop Bear Awareness Seminar
A completely serious educational session for international guests. Safety helmets optional.
The Bunnings-Free Sausage Sizzle
Saturday lunchtime fundraising barbecue. Gold coin donations for Australian maritime charities. Onions underneath, unless the captain rules otherwise.
Ugg Boot Shuffleboard
Traditional shuffleboard with an Australian twist. Footwear-themed scoring and bonus rounds.
The Great Aussie Singalong
Pub choir-style mass singing featuring classic Australian anthems.
Aussie Slang for Beginners
A language workshop for international passengers, covering "yeah nah", "nah yeah", "arvo", "sickie", "servo" and the 47 meanings of "mate".
Around the ship
The best of the Aussie backyard.
Something for little legends, big legends and those legends who'd rather just have a massage.
The Drop Bear Den — Kids Club
Supervised activities, bush-themed adventures, Australian animal education and an ongoing hunt for the mythical drop bear. No refunds for unsuccessful sightings.
The Big Smoke Casino
A casino featuring poker, blackjack and roulette, with Australian-themed tournaments. Its signature competition is the Lucky Country Blackjack Challenge.
The Long Weekend Spa
Hot stone massages, thermal suites, relaxation lounges and a treatment called The Monday Sickie. Book a 90-minute massage and receive a complimentary excuse for missing trivia.
The Great Aussie Backyard — Pool Deck
Outdoor movies, giant backyard cricket, giant Jenga, sausage sizzles and Sunday afternoon live music.
The Bottle-O Shop
Duty-free shopping with Australian products, souvenirs and a surprising number of emergency stubby holders.
Our onboard traditions
A little bit of Australia, every voyage.
Every cruise features some uniquely Australian moments.
The Sail Away Sausage Sizzle
Instead of an elegant champagne reception, guests are welcomed aboard with a sausage in bread and the sound of Australian pub rock.
The Last Night: You're the Voice
Every sailing finishes with a huge deck party and a ship-wide singalong to John Farnham.
The Captain's Daily Announcement
No corporate-sounding announcements. Instead, expect a properly Aussie update from Captain Davo.
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Hear it from Captain Davo
G'day legends, Captain Davo here. Seas are looking pretty good today, little bit of a wobble later on, but she'll be right. The bar's open, the sun's out, and whoever's been nicking the pool towels, we know who you are.
Rewards for absolute legends
The Legends Club.
Our Fair Dinkum loyalty program: four tiers, unlimited bragging rights, and maybe the last sausage roll.
01
Newbie
First cruise. Still figuring out which end is the front.
02
Good Onya
You've been around the block.
03
Bloody Legend
Complimentary drinks, priority boarding and exclusive sausage sizzles.
04
National Treasure
The ultimate tier. Captain knows your name, bar staff know your order, and the buffet saves you the last sausage roll.
Introducing the maiden voyage
MV She'll Be Right sets sail.
Sydney→New Zealand→Melbourne
Because naturally, an Australian cruise line would find a way to make a domestic trip unnecessarily complicated.
And the best part? No tipping, Australian power sockets, decent coffee, onboard prices in Australian dollars, and absolutely no requirement to wear a tuxedo to dinner.
🇦🇺 Fair dinkum hospitality☕ Proper coffee🩴 Relaxed dress code🌭 Free sausage-sizzle attitude